GET OFF THE PHONE! More importantly, you will learn. Below Ive put together the best Wolf of Wall Street quotes on money and success. They're not gonna dial themselves. Come on. Jordan Belfort: The Wolf Of Wall Street tells the story of Jordan Belfort, a drug-fueled, ambitious hustler at wall street. I'm constantly asking myself questions. It doesn't even Donnie Azoff: Does Daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls? Three days later, I filed for a divorce and moved Naomi into the apartment. It is no matter. Chester Ming: No, I get it, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jordan Belfort: Do I Do I I jerk off? It's not fucking real. What? Because they said eventually everyone's going to have to give information on this case so at the end of the day it might not even be a factor. Ti mun bt tay vi vn ca bn bng cch tr nn giu c. He must have thought we were still at the Hamptons this weekend, you know. Most of the Wall Street jackasses that I bust, they're to the manor born. The sides did cure cancer, that's the problem, that's why they were so expensive. Then came the Pink Sheet hookers, who were the lowest form of all, usually a streetwalker or the sort of low-class hooker who showed up in response to a desperate late-night phone call to a number in Screw magazine or the yellow pages. One fucking day, you couldn't keep it together? Oh my God! Max Belfort: Daddy's really sorry about what he said in the other room. Yeah. Jordan Belfort: Oh baby. And I will make you richer than the most powerful CEO in the United States of fucking America! That's right, I forgot. WHY? Exactly. Jordan Belfort: Pick up the phone and start dialing! You cleaning your fishbowl? Jordan Belfort: [Dangles the fish from the bowl by its tail and swallows it]. Naomi Lapaglia: Chester, who sold tires and weed. This is my home! If you don't, you will fall out of balance, split your differential and tip the fuck over. What a fucking burden, and actually had to do some work besides swiping my fucking credit card all day? But no touching. And they're all shaved too. Across the Verrazano's Bridge. But of all the drugs under God's blue heaven, here is one that is my absolute favorite. Oh my God! But who the fuck wanted to live there? Jordan Belfort, Let me tell you something. See those little black boxes? There's no such thing as an Amish Buddhist. No it's not like that. Linette Lopez. Back in the 1990s, Belfort ran. Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: Donnie Azoff: Yeah, yeah I jerk off. It's fairy dust. He didn't mean any of it. Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): I'm not a scientist; I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Jordan Belfort: Which meant there was only a finite amount of these things left. Jordan Belfort: Fuck you! I don't even listen to it half the time. Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. Jordan Belfort, Successful people are 100% convinced that they are masters of their own destiny, theyre not creatures of circumstance, they create circumstance, if the circumstances around them suck they change them. Jordan Belfort, I want you to back yourself into a corner. I'm a former member of the middle class raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens. Look at this! Jordan Belfort: [peeing on his subpoena] Mark Hanna: It's actually an utterly entertaining and hilarious joy ride. Jordan Belfort: The whole Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: [reacting to market crash] I dont even listen to it half the time. Jordan Belfort, Every person around here, they want to get rich and they want to get rich quickly. And it wasn't just about the sex either. Just below that it reads "Ticket Confirmation#:" followed by a 10-digit number. You're never gonna see the kids again! I fucked her brains out for eleven seconds. I didn't even want to bring it up. My wife, Naomi, the Duchess of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. "Fuck this, shit that. Is she like a first cousin, or is she Donnie Azoff: The Wolf of Wall Street is a 2013 American biographical crime black comedy film directed by Martin Scorsese and written by Terence Winter, based on the 2007 memoir of the same name by Jordan Belfort. They all want something for nothing. Jordan Belfort: Biography, Know Your Critic: Clint Worthington, Founder of The Spool and Senior Writer at Consequence. Jordan Belfort: Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. Jordan Belfort: Give me one for the nerves! Naomi Lapaglia: The 3 keys to success in Straight Line Persuasion. What are your favorite Wolf of Wall Street quotes? Jordan Belfort: What do you mean you want a divorce? It's three feet of water down there. Okay, mommy likes to play games with daddy. All right? Donnie Azoff: So in that sense youre lucky Im not the one who does the hiring around here., contrary to previous assumptions, young men and women who possess the collective social graces of a herd of sex-crazed water buffalo and have an intelligence quotient in the range of Forrest Gump on three hits of acid, can be taught to sound like Wall Street wizards, as long as you write every last word down for them and then keep drilling it into their heads again and againevery day, twice a dayfor a year straight., I laughed right along with her, but inside I was dying. Do you guys not want to make money? Don't worry about it, I got it. The movie, starring Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort was, in my opinion, a masterpiece by director Martin Scorsese. If you agree to the divorce right now, I will allow visitation. FYI boys, Danielle has promised to use this $10,000 for breast implants. Yeah. Captain Ted Beecham: I mean, who the fuck wanted to live there? No, baby. Mark Hanna: Jean Jacques Saurel: [dubious] You're a fucking pill dealer. Married people can't have friends? That's why all this confusion. I'll tell you what: I'm never eating at Benihana again. Naomi Lapaglia: Oh, my God. We wont be able to verify your ticket today, but its great to know for the future. [narration] [raves at Brad] Nothing. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Are you behind on you credit card bills? Plot - Jordan Belfort earns by day thousands of dollars per minute, money that he squanders by night at the same velocity in drugs, sex and travels around the world. You gotta stay relaxed. I can get you beer if you want fuckin' beer. This is our golden ticket to the fuckin' Chocolate Factory, right here. No, they're not retarded or anything like that Jordan Belfort: I want to make money. I heard some stupid shit. Back in the 1990s, Belfort ran Stratton-Oakmont, a Long Island-based pump and dump that . Coming Soon. It was like mainlining adrenaline. Sweetheart, you should be happy for the both of us. They're wrapped in sheets. What kind of person are you? Because, at least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of the limo, wearing a $2000 suit and a $40,000 gold fuckin' watch. What the fuck is that kid doing? There's no nobility in poverty. I'm fucked up, Brad. But you You, Jordan, you got this way all on your own. Go on. Hey, what are the citizens of Fucksville doing today when their emperor's gone? Do it differently each time. She even hired a gay butler. Mayday! I got this non-alcoholic shit Jordan Belfort: Jesus Christ. Tell me. She you know, her her father is the is the brother of my mom. One day, you will do it right. Jordan Belfort: But we were making more money than we knew what do with. Here's a list of a few of the best lines from the movie: I want you to deal with Your problems by becoming rich. Sell me this pen! California, baby! Jordan and Donnie cut up lines as a HOSTESS serves Bloody . Exactly. Stratton Oakmont Commercial: Why why why god, why would you be so cruel as to choose a chain of fucking hibachi restaurants to take me down! Its fairy dust. You know those guys who got like the beard with, like, no mustache or some bullshit? I keep the rhythm below the belt. [holding his child] Those are rookie numbers in this racket. These little bastards were so strong I had discovered a whole new phase. All Quotes * And I had skipped the tingle phase and jumped straight to the drool phase. Jordan Belfort: I'm not putting words in your mouth or nothing, but you just said that everybody wants to get rich. Oh, I'm good with water for now. Listen to me, if you piss up the SEC's leg, you end up with your tits in a wringer. Hey, listen, I quit! Can I have that Danish? It was like pissing in the fate gods eye. Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: The property is located 25 miles from the Belmont Racetrack, a horse racing facility. Brad: Brad: [Naomi walks in on a gay orgy] Jordan Belfort: So, Bay Ridge, that's near Staten Island, right? Look at this! Terms and Policies I'm really happy for you. So take a good look, daddy. That'd be 40,000 shares, John. Go ahead and fuck me. The captain tied you up, he almost fuckin' tasered you! Theyre not buying shit. Alden Kupferberg, Who? There are solid performances from all the main and supporting characters. Next came the NASDAQs, who were one step down from the Blue Chips. Naomi Lapaglia: You had a minute? Naomi Lapaglia: You just made love to me. Jordan Belfort: You're gonna give me a pass? Is there an apology message on the machine?" And I hate fucking chess!, And my wifewell, I guess shed earned her scene with me, but still; did she really have that much reason to be angry? And you know something else, Daddy? If you have persistence, you will come out ahead of most people. Hey, pal. It's like a non-alcoholic beer. She designs women's panties too? Huh? Does it even matter to you that I just had that driving range sodded with Bermuda grass, Jordan, and now you fucking wrecked it! Do you really think that I don't know what you're up to? You know how much I love you, right? That being said its the kind of movie that I can watch over and over again, especially the first 40 minutes that shows Belforts rise to riches. Mark Hanna, One thing I can promise you is that I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners, I ask them to judge me on my losers because I have so few. Jordan Belfort, Just like that I made two grand, the other guys looked at me like I just discovered fire. Jordan Belfort, You know, just people say s**t. I dont even know. You gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing. With their beautiful wife by their side, who's got big voluptuous tits. They're fuckin' - the things they're doing now, Pops, I mean, I mean, it's on a whole other level. Jordan Belfort: I don't drink anymore. The real question is this: was all this legal? BOOK I, inside the restaurant young Strattonites carried on their time-honored tradition of acting like packs of untamed wolves., [Aunt] Patricia smiled, and we walked in silence for a while. For a moment, I had forgotten I lived in a world where everything was for sale. Are you sure? If anyone is gonna fuck my cousin it's gonna be me, out of out of respect, you know? Some of these girls, you should see them. Does that ring a bell? I mean like, you married your cousin or some stupid shit. You be relentless! A real wolf pit, which is exactly how I liked it. Huh? I wanna be with the fuckin' Oompa Loompas! Copyright Fandango. Jordan Belfort: You're a sick man! Controlling the sale by keeping it on the straight line (every time the customer tries to take the . I love it. You're sick! Max Belfort: Max Belfort: Hey Paulie, what's up? Jordan Belfort: Can't imagine ever not enjoying getting fucked up. Nobody - and I don't care if you're Warren Buffet or if you're Jimmy Buffet - nobody knows if a stock is going to go up, down, sideways or in circles. Jordan Belfort: Okay? Jordan Belfort: In fact, you never did anything wrong in the first place. The truth was that hookers did take credit cardsor at least ours did! Holy fuck, you did just say that. [offers pen to Chester] Give him time. Jordan Belfort: Pick up the phone and start dialing! Chester Ming, the depraved China man, thought jujitsu was in Israel. Nicky Koskoff: Donnie Azoff: Honey, you okay? I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. If you have persistence, you will come out ahead of most people. Benihanna, Beni fucking hanna. We are going down! But he didn't go along with us. Brad: I don't have jack-shit. Well, he says that he only wants to make furniture. Alden Kupferberg, Yeah, like Buddhists.